Some popular Jail-N-Bail charges

  • Assault with a deadly wit
  • Taking strokes off your golf score
  • Crunching too many numbers
  • Theft of office pens
  • Flying off the handle
  • Not using enough right angles
  • Being in possession of too many jelly beans
  • Being too smart for you own good
  • Failing to buy lunch for the staff
  • Making a fashion statement
  • Being hostage to a computer
  • Leaving work early to go golfing
  • Being vertically challenged
  • Playing too many practical jokes
  • Sleeping on the job
  • Working too hard and making the rest of your colleagues look bad
  • Calling too many meetings
  • Leaving old lunches in the fridge
  • Messing with your co-worker's Facebook page
  • Tweeting too often
  • Using up all the Internet bandwidth watching sports at work
  • Taking up two parking spaces
  • Not cleaning up after yourself in the kitchen
  • Requiring your team to do math before coffee
  • Talking too loud on the phone in a shared space
  • Wearing too much cologne
  • Spending too much time by the water cooler
  • Burning popcorn in the office kitchen